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I was reading this weblog and saw in one of the reader comments that the blog author's autoresponder cracked the reader up. Well I just had to see this, so I sent the following...

From: "Spring Dew" <me>
To: <wil@wilwheaton.net>
Sent: Tuesday, October 30, 2001 2:09 AM
Subject: autoresponder bait

Sorry to pester you.  I just heard your autoresponder
is great and wanted to see for myself.  Keep up the
good work.  Can't help but love a geek.  Especially
a funny geek.

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And I got back this... (Hope he won't mind, since it's only his autoresponder, and therefore not very private. Wil, if you have an objection, let me know and I'll fix it.)
From: <wil@wilwheaton.net>
To: <me>
Sent: Monday, October 29, 2001 11:00 PM
Subject: Automated reply from wil@www.wilwheaton.net

Hey!

Don't you hate autoresponders, $GOOD_FRIEND?

I know that I do, and I would *never* dream of sending
an autoresponse to anyone, not $MUTUAL_FRIEND,or 
$OTHER_MUTUAL_FRIEND, or even, $ENEMY.

You know, $THING_YOU_EMAILED_ABOUT really was 
${fVAR=TRUE_FALSE)! It reminded me of $INTERESTING_STORY.

Well, I have to get back to ${fVAR WORK_PLAY_SCHEMING},
$GOOD_FRIEND, so I'd better sign off.

$CLEVER_PERSONAL_CLOSING,

Wil

$VERY_THOUGHTFUL_.SIG
That's pretty funny.

Yes, I do realize who he is. Get over it. He's a really funny guy, which gives him an A+ in my book. Go enjoy the site. 

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