JollyJ sent us a link to They Fight Crime! and indeed, it's pretty darn funny. But Napalm has got a hankering for one-upmanship all of a sudden, and frankly, I like his Quick and Dirty B-Movie Plot Generator a lot better.

He's Purcell Hilton Heighton, a playboy guitar-strumming advertising executive with a song in his heart and a spring in his step. I'm Marcie Ainsley Schluter, a Catholic man-hating magician's assistant from beyond the grave And together, we must solve bizarre murders.  

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