I just noticed that my "education" bookmarks include a tutorial about how to pee standing if you are female. I forgot all about this handy link and think it deserves special attention. It's a true pain in the ass to go to public restrooms and worry about sitting down, or layering the toilet seat in tissue, or "hovering," or having to go while on the road where there are no facilities at all, or going behind a bush and trying to squat and getting everything wet, or feeling like you are just about to pop because of the above factors. Fuck that! All of it!
     I am an accomplished standing pee-er, and it's easy and makes life a whole lot simpler. A Woman's Guide to How to Pee Standing Up is the place to go. LOL I am so punny.