More Impressions from Scandinavia
These are of course not all the impressions I took
away with me; those are too numerous to inscribe here and now.
There are a lotta white people. I said
as much to Wlofie on the boat I couldn't help but call Hell's Ferry, since
it goes between Helsingør and Helsingborg. It was really a
very nice ferry, it was just the names that struck me.
I just now realized that as a young child, I once
lived in a part of Vicksburg, Mississippi, called Hall's Ferry. That's
funny.
Wlofie is a lot more attractive than he gives himself
credit for, and a lot more attractive than I expected. He's lost
weight since I've known him, and his smoky, sultry eyes are a lot more
striking in person than in any picture. His hair is long and soft
and a rich multi-toned brown. His skin is very touchably smooth,
and he's a damn fine cuddle. I could go on.
His mother is a very kind and interesting person.
She is an educator who really gives a damn about her pupils, and apparently
all the other ones in the school. Teachers like her are a rare and
wonderful commodity wherever you go. Unfortunately she is on sick
leave, but I hope she can go back to work soon. She was a most charming,
generous, and graceful hostess, though I got the impression that she did
not consider this to be so. I was immediately and completely comfortable.
It took me a couple days to get used to the communication
style Wlofie and his mother were using, so dissimilar to my own, though
they spoke English better than I. It was more about the technique
of delivering the ideas, one that I had thought peculiar to the Huz, but
now I see it might be a cultural thing. No, he's not from any part
of Scandinavia, but his parents are from Germany, and it may be a common
custom across Europe (for all I know) to be more dramatic or comedic or
otherwise performing while conversing. I felt a bit inadequate.
I don't think I'm really all that entertaining a conversationalist, but
I think I picked up the knack eventually, and certainly learned to better
understand it as it was presented me.
I like a pinch of salt in my coffee.
There is a region of southern Sweden called Scania,
which is actually Skåne. Åstorp looks like it's as far
north as you can get in Scania and still be in it. This area was
a bone of contention between the Swedes and the Danes for a long time,
and even now it feels like the Scanians feel warmer toward Danes than northern
Swedes.
Åstorp is a nice little town that looks to
be about the size of Belmar, New Jersey, or maybe a bit smaller.
Definitely bigger than Farmingdale. There's a door factory there,
and a big nursery that has brightly lit hothouses which reflect their light
off the nighttime ceiling of clouds.
I learned lots of bits of Swedish and Danish on
my trip, but more importantly, I gathered a lot of clues about how to decipher
the bits I don't know. By the end of the week, I was doing rather
well with signs and ads.
The Swedish train system is rather easy to figure
out. The Danish one, however, could use some simplification in its
fare system.
A lot of things are illegal in Sweden. I lost
track of all the unusual things I heard about that were outlawed.
I wish the US has as comprehensive and as modern
a cellular phone network. It truly is amazing. As is their
cel equipment and features.
How clever to stick TVs in the supermarket here
and there, playing commercials. How wide the selection of fresh,
canned, refrigerated, and frozen fish. Especially refrigerated fish.
Oh man, there were lots of culinary wonders at the grocery store.
I got a rumbly tumbly.
Then again, my stomach didn't cease its noise the
whole time I was there. I think I was still suffering the colitis
that I am convinced my job inflicted on me, but that is another entry.
When you insert a really big ring through a quay,
I think it can be called a naval piercing. I saw such a thing in
Helsingborg. I also saw the big famous tower that is there, although
we were five minutes too late to go in. In that same park, I found
a baby's pacifier. That same one is now fastened to the front of
my jacket, on a clip that is meant for keys. There's more, but I
am getting tired, and I have quite another story to tell before I can go
to bed.
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