So, the other night I was coming in to work and realized that my badge was in my lunchbox instead of around my neck. So there, at the door, I opened up my lunchbox and fished around and got it out and put it around my neck. Then I slammed the lunchbox closed. On my right nipple. Fuckles!
"Damn," said Kires. "My nipples may not be very sensitive, but at least I know where they are on a moment-to-moment basis."
Silent Bob said nothing, even though he saw the whole thing.
