Survival of the Species
That right there is my hominid chart from National
Geographic, with artistic representations of our species' ancestors
and also the broken branches of the evolutionary tree.
On tv today there was a news story about a couple
trying to conceive. They weren't having much luck on account of "poor
egg quality" so scientists took some of her eggs and did "cytoplasmic replacement
therapy." Yes, kids, they took the gunk outta the cells and put fresh
gunk in. Lo and behold, it worked, and they have a lovely baby girl.
It's cool and everything, but every time I see a
medical miracle, it occurs to me that we might be hurting our species as
a whole. Natural selection weeds out the weak, sickly, and defective
from a species for the greater good, but we as humans have the intellect
to defy natural selection. Then again, maybe our intelligence is
a manifestation of natural selection. I just wonder what would happen
if a catastrophe occurred that would break our networks of pooled intelligence,
not to mention pooled labors, and all the allergic people couldn't get
their medications, and all the hypertensives couldn't get theirs.
What if some environmental change came to pass and it turned out that to
survive, people had to possess tonsils and appendices. If all the
children who weren't biologically meant to be born but were brought miraculously
into the world anyway now had to live in an uncivilized world with whatever
flaw would have kept them from being born. Hell, what if Lysol and
other antibacterial agents just failed to work anymore. Generations
of humans are living to reproduce with flaws in their genes, because science
allows them to.
Well, it's an apocalyptic image, yeah. And
I am not suggesting that we are doing the wrong thing by applying our minds
to these kinds of endeavors. The thought of anyone taking action
to improve the strength of a species at its genetic and evolutionary level
by denying people medical procedures smells like Nazism to me. Creepy.
Very. I just wonder how low and how suddenly the population would
drop.
People are sticking stuff called Botox into their
faces. I saw no fewer than three news blurbs on different stations
about this today. Ok, one was the "Leeza" show (no one has told me
yet who this Leeza is and where she came from) but still, it was pretty
coincidental. Know what Botox means? Botulism toxin.
Uh huh. The poisonous stuff in one of the nastier kinds of food poisoning.
Seems that when you stick it in your crow's feet, it causes the muscles
to relax for up to six months, so the skin doesn't get drawn up by muscle
tension and therefore doesn't appear wrinkly. A potential side effect
is a droopy eyelid.
I dunno. If you are into Botox, and I hear
that some people are addicted, hey whatever suits you, use rattlesnake
venom if you like. Think I'll just keep my crow's feet, thanks.
I don't understand what's supposed to be so disgusting about crow's feet
anyway. Turkey necks, yeah; I'll prolly be seeking surgery eventually.
Wrinkles around the eyes though just give me the impression that those
people smile a lot. That's an endearing thing.
All over the news today is that kid Johnathan in
Kissimmee, Florida. Tornadoes are that way. To know them is
to accept that they can do creepy stuff like impale telephone poles with
blades of grass and yet deposit an eighteen-month-old kid into a mattress
in a tree with nothing more than a forehead scratch. I come from
a tornado belt, have had two entirely too close encounters with them, and
lots of distant encounters. They are freaky, I tell ya. Kiddo
looks no worse for wear, though. Cute lil feller, too.
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