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I actually regret never having
tried weed.
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| Not only did I have sex with the boss...I married
him. Too bad he didn't bother to get a divorce first.
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I stole the tunnels from Old Patagonia.
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| I have probably broken all the ten commandments
except the one about killing. Well, wait, there were the rabbits.
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I drink milk directly from the
jug.
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| I have had sex with three different foreign
nationals. Never been disappointed.
Don't ask me who was better. Too close to call.
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I have been known to lust after
fat old white guys.
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| My mother doesn't know about my tattoo or
my nipple rings, nor that I am bi.
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I pirate images off the net. (Shyeah,
and you don't???)
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| I pick my kids' noses. Bite their nails
too.
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I spend more time thinking about
sex, or the lack thereof, than I do about anything else. Hell, I
probably spend more time thinking about sex than I do about everything
else combined.
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| I am crazy about a woman, and if I am not careful,
I might fall in love with her.
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I have herpes. And I am sick
and goddamned tired of feeling ashamed about it.
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| I have been known to lust after short young Hispanic guys. | |
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I don't have a lot of control over
my dog. In fact, he pretty much blows me off.
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| I have done some very stupid things in the quest for sex. And even stupider ones in the quest for love. | |
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I am having a hard time making
confessions, because I have done so much shit, I can't even remember it
all. But I will keep adding as more come to me.
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